Currently in Retrograde Tank Top – Your Celestial Warning Sign

Mercury’s got you spiraling? Let everyone know it’s astrological, not personal with our “Currently in Retrograde” tank top. Lightweight, cheeky, and just the right amount of cosmic chaos, this is your go-to for surviving planetary mayhem in comfort and style.

☿️ Cosmic Perks:

• Breezy unisex tank fit – perfect for hot messes and hot yoga

• Iconic typewriter font that says “I'm not okay, and that’s okay”

• Great for stargazers, crystal collectors, and anyone who blames their ex on Mercury

• Soft, breathable cotton blend that’s comfy AF under the stars or at the coffee shop

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Throw on this tank, grab your sage, and let the universe know you’re retrograding with style.

Product features
- Made with durable side seams for enhanced structure.
- Self fabric binding for a clean and polished look.
- Available in various colors with a blend of breathable materials.
- Designed for adults, ensuring a great fit.
- Crafted from soft, lightweight fabric for ultimate comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean