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Currently in Retrograde T-Shirt – Blame the Planets in Style
$23.00
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Currently in Retrograde T-Shirt – Blame the Planets in Style
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Mercury strikes again! Our “Currently in Retrograde” t-shirt is the perfect way to warn the world that it’s not you—it’s the cosmos. Whether you're ghosting your inbox, misplacing your crystals, or just vibing at half speed, this tee is your cosmic excuse for all of it.
☿️ Why You’ll Love It:
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Hilariously relatable for astrology lovers and zodiac skeptics alike
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Bold typewriter-style text makes your cosmic mood loud and clear
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Soft, comfy unisex fit perfect for moon rituals, coffee runs, or hiding from humanity
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Great conversation starter—or shutdown, depending on the vibe
💫 Keywords to Manifest Attention:
Astrology shirt, Mercury in retrograde t-shirt, funny spiritual apparel, witchy vibes clothing, cosmic humor tee, zodiac gift idea, celestial style, crystal girl fashion
Wear it proudly, warn the world, and remember—this too shall pass… just not until Mercury gets its act together.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Side seams provide structure and support to the garment.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations, enhancing comfort.
- Ethically manufactured in humane, sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Satisfaction guaranteed. Free 30 day returns.
10% of all profits donated to LGBTQ causes each month. See our blog for which cause we donated to this month, or past months.
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