Wicked Funny

Serve sass, charm, and a whole lotta cheek in our "Rub My Belly" unisex tank — the ultimate conversation starter for flirty summer fun. Whether you're lounging at the beach, hitting a pride party, or just feelin’ cute and cuddly, this tank says exactly what you're thinking (without saying too much 😉).

Designed for every body and every belly, this tank is perfect for LGBTQ+ folks who like their fashion bold, body-positive, and a little bit naughty. Made with soft, breathable cotton and cut for all-day comfort, it's an irresistible addition to your queer wardrobe.

💅 Gay-owned.
🌈 10% of profits go to LGBTQ+ charities.
🔥 Warning: May attract hands.

Product Details:

• Bella + Canvas unisex tank

• Lightweight, breathable, and ultra-soft

• Available in sizes XS–2XL

• Perfect for Pride events, pool parties, or just being your fabulous self

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Retired, I do what I want, when I want. Printed on a top quality, super soft 100% cotton tee. 

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Our cheeky "Once you put my meat in your mouth, you're gonna want to swallow" BBQ double entendre tee is super soft, and done on 100% premium cotton. 

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

You are proud of your belly and you should be. Invite others to enjoy it as well with our Rub My Belly tee. 

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

If 100% just doesn’t cut it — honey, this tank is for you. Our “I’m Like 104% Gay” unisex tank top is serving unapologetic truth with a splash of extra. Because let’s be real: you’re not just gay, you’re extra credit gay — and the world deserves to know.

Perfect for Pride parades, pool parties, and making your homophobic uncle very uncomfortable. This ultra-soft Bella + Canvas tank hugs in all the right places and screams confidence, sass, and a whole lotta fabulous.

✨ Bella + Canvas fit = flattering AF
🌈 Inclusive sizing for every beautiful body
💋 Gay-owned. Gay-operated. Gay everything.
💸 10% of profits go to LGBTQ+ charities — because love is louder

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Our reponse when someone asks if we are gay. Oh yes honey, about 104% without question.

.: 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for heather colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.25 oz /yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Runs true to size
.: Tear away label

Our reponse when someone asks if we are gay. Oh yes honey, about 104% without question.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Inspired by Madonna's "Holy Water" song, this refers to telling someone to get off your stripper pole. It's time for you to show them how it is done. 

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Inspired by Madonna's "Holy Water" song, this refers to telling someone to get off your stripper pole. It's time for you to show them how it is done. 

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

We love watching mouths drop when wearing our "Keep Staring, I Might Do Something Gay" tank. You know if you stare long enough, we will certainly do something gay.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

We love watching mouths drop when wearing our "Keep Staring, I Might Do Something Gay" tee. You know if you stare long enough, we will certainly do something gay!

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

We couldn't help ourselves by creating a tank that is our two favorite things in the world, big dicks and fried chicken. Some of you will appreciate this.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size