Wicked Funny

Our funny Yes, All Over My Face Daddy, plant watering double entendre is sure to get some smiles, laughs, and maybe an offer or two! This is done in a slighty distressed vintage look.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Are you or someone you know Completely Unhinged? Oh we are loving it in our newest deisgn done in a crazed 50's housewife style.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

"Bless your heart" is a phrase common to the Southern United States. The phrase has multiple meanings and is used to express genuine sympathy but sometimes as an insult that conveys condescension, derision, or contempt. It may also be spoken as a precursor to an insult to mitigate its severity.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Who doesn't love Little Debbie snacks? Our hillarious Big Deborah design is always a hit.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Our super adorable Alpha Male unicorn is one of our favorite designs. We can't wait to wear this out to our next gay vacation! Made with soft, ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads, it sits unmatched when it comes to softness. All sweatshirts feature a rolled forward shoulder and are printed with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes. Lastly, Comfort Colors is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol which means sustainable cotton sourcing that's good for the environment.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton
.: Light fabric (6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label

Stirring the pot? Darling, it’s practically a talent — and now you’ve got the tank to match. Our “I’m Just Here to Stir the Pot” unisex tank top is made for the drama queens, shade throwers, and playful pot-stirrers who keep life spicy and the group chat buzzing.

Perfect for Pride festivals, brunch with the crew, or showing up unbothered and fabulous anywhere you damn well please. This tank is equal parts bold, hilarious, and totally on brand for the gays who know how to keep things interesting.

🔥 Super soft Bella + Canvas tank
🌈 Sizes for every body, because drama doesn’t discriminate
💅 Gay-owned and giving back — 10% of profits support LGBTQ+ causes
✨ Warning: Side effects may include eye-rolls, compliments, and a sudden need for tea

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Do you or someone you know love to cook up a little drama and stir the pot? Well then this fabulous design is for you. Done in a "50's housewife" design, it is sure to get some looks.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Our super adorable Alpha Male unicorn is one of our favorite designs. We can't wait to wear this out to our next gay vacation!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Our super adorable Alpha Male unicorn is one of our favorite designs. We can't wait to wear this out to our next gay vacation!

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Are you a stud muffin? Me too, but more like 30% STUD and 70% MUFFIN. (And I am OK with that!) Our Stud Muffin tee is super soft, breathable, and 100% cotton. 

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Are you a stud muffin? Me too, but more like 30% STUD and 70% MUFFIN. (And I am OK with that!) Our Stud Muffin tank is super lightweight, breathable, and 100% cotton. 

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

We had a little fun with this design. This is our muscled and chiseled unicorn saying no pain, no gain. Perfect for that unicorn in your life!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size