Wicked Funny

Our Blanche Devereaux parody tank proudly exclaims, "Oh no, I never wear underwear." Blanche is a girl after our own hearts!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Our Blanche Devereaux parody tee proudly exclaims, "Oh no, I never wear underwear." Blanche is a girl after our own hearts!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

You have things to do, people to see, brunch to be had. Our "Sorry. Can't. Gay. Bye." hoodie is the perfect excuse to use so you can keep on doing all those things you love. We don't have time for boring heteronormative things, so stop inviting us. 

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

We always did go for the bad boys, thus our Rough Trade inspired muscle tank. Be proud of your hard edges, there is only one you baby, and we love it.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

We always did go for the bad boys, thus our Rough Trade inspired tee. Be proud of your hard edges, there is only one you baby, and we love it.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Our Sniff Worthy tank is for those who have pits most just want to bury their face into. Do you have sniff worthy pits, then this tank is for you.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Our super soft and breathable Homosexual Tendencies tank is not only fun to wear but super clever and a tad cheeky.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Our super soft and breathable Homosexual Tendencies tee is not only fun to wear but super clever and a tad cheeky.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Are you the best Guncle (Gay Uncle) ever? Or do you have a Guncle you want to show hime how much he is loved? Our #1 Guncle tank is comfortable, stylish, lightweight, and comes in a large selection or colors.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Are you the best Guncle (Gay Uncle) ever? Or do you have a Guncle you want to show hime how much he is loved? Our #1 Guncle hoodie is comfortable, stylish, soft, warm, and comes in a large selection or colors.

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Our adorable "Masc Unicorn" hoodie is super soft, warm, and simply says "f**k you" to what society says is masculine or not.

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Our adorable "Masc Unicorn" tank is our response to what society tries to say is masculine or feminine. Fuck labels! You can be whatever you want sweetie darling!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size