Wicked Funny

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms Rose! One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite shows, the Golden Girls, so we had to make a tee!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

Our (reluctant) daddy tee is perfect for all us men, of a certain age, who reluctantly are getting used to being called daddy now. Where did the years go? Embrace your daddy vibes!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light Fabric
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Our funny "Gay for Beards" tee is comfortable and light. If you are addicted to a man with a great beard as much as we are, you will want this tee. Also great for our heteronormative friends who love all things beards. 

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

Our super funny You vs. Me tee is for all of you who are just tired of dealing with basic bitches. 

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

Help us "Make America Gay Again" with this fabulous tee. Wear THIS tee with pride. There are so many of us LGBTQI plus Americans, we need to let the world see just how many of us belong to this amazing Queer family!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Runs true to size, but allow for minimal shrinkage

Are you or someone you know a delicious gay snack? A snack is a hottie you just want to eat up!

This is a premium super soft high quality tee. *AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Dogs Before Dudes, always! And dogs always love you unconditionally. Our super soft premium tee is a statement piece to any pet lovers wardrobe.

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Our motivational "Be Stronger Than Your Excuses" tee is super comfortable and lightweight. This tee is perfect for the gym, running, or crossfit.

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

Sometimes it is fun just to spill the tea with your favorite gay sis. Do you have a fave sis you like to spill the tea with? This may be a great gift for them!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Brunch to slay, mimosas to sip, and zero time for heteronormative nonsense. Our “Sorry. Can’t. Gay. Bye.” t-shirt is the ultimate power move for anyone living their truth and skipping the small talk. Whether you're heading to Pride, a coffee date, or your next fabulous adventure, this tee lets them know—you're booked and busy, darling.

✨ Made with premium Bella+Canvas 3001
✨ Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
✨ Unisex fit for all fabulous bodies
✨ Designed by an LGBTQ-owned brand

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a whole mood.
Wear it. Own it. Gay, bye.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Karen is back and she wants to speak to the manager! Our "Not Today Karen, Not Today" is our humorous way to ward off the privileged and ever so demanding Karen's of the world.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Our "Drink Your Juice Shelby" tee is inspired by one of the best lines from one of our absolute favorite movies. We LOVE using this expression when a friend is being a tad bitchy or hangry. These few shorts words are always so very grounding. 

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size